Mark Hayes

More author action with the superb Mark Hayes landing at SFS 2024!

Mark Hayes was born in Yorkshire on the same day Julius Caesar was murdered, although it was in fairness 1926 years later, and he is fairly sure the two events were unrelated. Why he feels the need to mention the assassination of the great Roman tyrant when he talks about his birthday no one knows,  including himself. It’s just become a weird little habit, and because mentioning Banana Daiquiri in bio’s was already taken by another, far more successful writer with a knighthood. Which is also why he avoids wearing a fedora though in all honesty he vastly prefers a top hat anyway.